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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:35

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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Is moderate drinking bad, actually? - vox.com
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Vitamin B3 Pill Rewinds Premature Aging in Groundbreaking Human Trial - SciTechDaily
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Sit non et voluptatem consequatur possimus corporis omnis eaque.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Scientists Stumble Upon The World’s Oldest Stomach Stone Fossil - The Daily Galaxy
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Trump tariffs expected to dampen global economic growth, OECD says - The Washington Post
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Still no good.
Recursion lays off 20% of staff in wake of pipeline cutbacks - Fierce Biotech
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
UFC champ Jon Jones retires, hit with another criminal charge in Albuquerque - Albuquerque Journal
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Order of selection for 2025 NHL Draft - NHL.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why Lane Johnson believes he can be better than ever at 35 years old - NBC Sports Philadelphia