What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Is moderate drinking bad, actually? - vox.com

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Vitamin B3 Pill Rewinds Premature Aging in Groundbreaking Human Trial - SciTechDaily

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sit non et voluptatem consequatur possimus corporis omnis eaque.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

‘Harry Potter’ Star Tom Felton on Playing Draco Malfoy on Broadway and Why J.K. Rowling’s Controversy Doesn’t Impact His View of the Franchise: ‘I’ve Not Seen Anything Bring the World Together More Than Potter’ - Variety

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Scientists Stumble Upon The World’s Oldest Stomach Stone Fossil - The Daily Galaxy

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Trump tariffs expected to dampen global economic growth, OECD says - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Still no good.

Recursion lays off 20% of staff in wake of pipeline cutbacks - Fierce Biotech

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

UFC champ Jon Jones retires, hit with another criminal charge in Albuquerque - Albuquerque Journal

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Order of selection for 2025 NHL Draft - NHL.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why Lane Johnson believes he can be better than ever at 35 years old - NBC Sports Philadelphia